Here's the prosperity gospel at work in my child . . . . Further proof that you don't have to teach bad theology.

Maggie is carrying around a cup with some coins in it. 

Maggie: This is MY money!
Me: You know what you need more than money? You need Jesus. 
Maggie: I need my Jesus to give me my money.

I don't have to make this stuff up, ya'll! She may not be much of a theologian, but she is dang cute!